A Teenager is.............
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets phone number.
A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving candy bars before breakfast.
A youngster who receive his/her allowance on Monday ,spend it on Tuesday,and borrows from his/her friend on Wednesday.
Someone who can hear a song by rihanna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.A student who will spend 12minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hrs for her/his driver's license.A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music,loud and very loud
An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.